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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Hello Ant

I opened the phone

An ant crawled inside, needed a loan

I waited for him to leave

I thought he needed the time

Perhaps he went to make a call

Wasn't sure what he did still

So I decided to check my bill

Strange calls

Strange numbers

I called the telephone company

Submitted my complaint

Told them I never made those calls

Must have been a big black ant

I got no reprieve

They told me I was insane

So when they asked

I couldn't tell them my name

The lady was kind

But said I must be losing my mind

Telling me to tame the monsters in my mind

I felt wounded

I shut down the phone

If I am wrong,

Who win this case

Why then an infestation took place

How else was the message sent

The day the ant in my phone went

You say you don’t know, explain, you can’t

Oh Dear, I think I hear someone calling

“Hello Ant?”